Heads or Tails

This Tuesday meme is hosted by Skittles. It has its own home at Heads or Tails. Click on the link to see who else is participating. She offers up a heads or tails topic, and we come up with the rest. It's great fun!

HEADS - Tip

*OR*

TAILS - Anything that rhymes with Tip. (my choice)

Larger and larger grows each hip,
Probably because of the chip and dip,
Or maybe it was that bite of cheese nip,
Or the strawberry shortcake with cool whip,
Oh, that milkshake, I only had a sip.
I couldn’t resist when I put it to my lip.
I offer you this tiny little tip,
If the jeans are going to be able to zip,
You might pass up these snacks and get a grip,
Or when you bend over, your jeans will rip,
Because larger and larger grows each hip.